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How Should I Name My 4th Anus?

Sat Jun 9, 2007, 7:26 PM
Hails fellow humans, how does this fine Northern evening greets thy Pagan souls?

Mine greets me with a mixed breeze of artistic development, and the stench of christian influence... oh, and some totally awesome smell of newly brewed Ale.

Why artistic development? Well, I have begun my 2nd semester of art classes... so the skills... and the ass-ripping-nut-breaking fucking assignments just keep on pouring. So far, I suck at those assigments more than a Vietnamese whore circa 1972, so no art has been yet created to have the honor of being posted on this puridly anti-christian page. But light.... and by light I mean evil darkness... is already seen in the end of the tunnel.... though it could also be the LSD wearing off.... you never know.... anyways, I hope to start updating my gallery within the next couple of weeks.

To those who wonder how come I feel the stench of christianity... well let me tell you this - getting a 3rd asshole is not fun. You know what's even less fun - knowing you're about to get a 4th one next week when the christian fucking scholar hands back my assignment. To put things short and in german - Ich get unt assignment. I vork on der assignment for like a shvantzen veek ja. I give herr rough sketched assignment for ze approval. Herr scholar likes mich assignment az much az Hitler loved a Juden Dong.... wait.... I think he did though.... oh well, fucking lame imitation anyways.... so do accept my abominated forgiveness for this brain-fart. But yeah... I had like a week of work destroyed by prof's critique, a day later- for the 2nd time. I mean its constructive as hell and all.... just sucks major balls to go back to stage zero.

As always... forgive me for delayed/abcent replies/comments/critiques - I barely see the light of the northern moon with all the school, and despite Thor's help, I barely have time to get online.

So have a good existence, and may Turisas inflict his mighty blow on every christian around thy sacred lair.

Cheers.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Megadeth - Washington is next!
  • Watching: Electrons travel around atoms...
  • Playing: With my left testicle.
  • Eating: Beer
  • Drinking: Whiskey

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